souflegirlandchinboy:

i-volunteer—as-tribute:

videohall:

Take the paper

> First cat video to ever make me laugh.

> Hahaha wasn’t expecting that ending.

OK THIS JUST MADE MY DAY CUZ I SPENT A FUCKING HOUR AT OUR PRINT DESK TODAY AND IT WOULDN’T FUCKING WORK AND I FINALLY GOT IT TO DO B AND W I COULDNT EVEN DO COLOR SO YES THIS IS GOLDEN


cardofrage:

that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade:

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

The crack fic is enough for a reblog.


cl0der:

2 hours ago I swallowed 2 pieces of string

they came out tied together

I shit you knot


blood-and-confetti: petrichorandrose: jennabeingjenna: ohnoitsbatman: awhispertothethunder: skullcandy: stacksandstripes: Am I the only one just learning this? Did you know that the correct way to insert a bobby pin in your hair is with the wavy side down???? We all know the flat side of the bobby pin is longer than the wavy side.  Apparently the wavy texture is designed to grip your hair in place and the flat side is meant to push it down and hold it in the grooves. my whole life is crashing down around me…. UM I had no idea lol My entire life is a lie. …I want to cry. I’ve had too many years of bobby pin fail.

blood-and-confetti:

petrichorandrose:

jennabeingjenna:

ohnoitsbatman:

awhispertothethunder:

skullcandy:

stacksandstripes:

Am I the only one just learning this?

Did you know that the correct way to insert a bobby pin in your hair is with the wavy side down????

We all know the flat side of the bobby pin is longer than the wavy side.  Apparently the wavy texture is designed to grip your hair in place and the flat side is meant to push it down and hold it in the grooves.

my whole life is crashing down around me….

UM

I had no idea lol

My entire life is a lie.

…I want to cry. I’ve had too many years of bobby pin fail.


singlefiletodehumanization:

If Kevin Bacon doesn’t occasionally refer to his children as “Bacon bits”, then he can go fuck himself. 


wearemagnetised:

John forgets, some days. He forgets that he once again requires the help of his cane to get around; forgets that their flat is quiet not just because a certain consulting detective has locked himself in his mind palace; forgets that there’s no one waiting on the couch to deduce how his day at the clinic went; forgets that Sherlock is gone. John forgets, some days, that he now makes tea for one.


I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:


posted 10 months ago


TUMBLR ETIQUETTE (a picture “book” for beginners)

mishasminions:

“But this is MY tumblr and I can do whatever the fuck I wa—” YO IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT LET ME JUST DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO REALITY.
REALITY: You’re free to do whatever you want as long as you don’t step on anyone’s  toes. Like, you can go around swinging axes, just make sure it doesn’t hit a dog or someone’s head or a tree (unless you really need paper and promise to plant a new one)

Anyway, I’m not saying that these are rules you should abide by, but it’d be nice if you did. Because I’d really like our tumblr experience to be a pleasant one (meaning you don’t fuck shit up and piss me off and stuff)

ETIQUETTE ON POSTS

1. REBLOG. DON’T REPOST.
Most people work hard on their graphics. And right clicking “save-as”, and reuploading it to tumblr does NOT count as “hard work”. It takes two clicks to reblog, one click to like. Life is simple.



2. IF IT’S NOT YOUR EDIT, DON’T FUCKING SAY IT IS.
This includes:
a. “Source-ing yourself”
b. #mine


c. watermarking the graphic with your url (*insertsparklyusernamehere*.tumblr.com)


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hgibson90:

walkintoasylum:

Based on this wonderful post:

Plot Twist: Sherlock and John are totally gay and hopelessly in love, but everybody assumes they’re just friends.

Haha the smugness of Sherlock at the end - like yeah I’m amazing in bed :P


deduction019: thebritishteapot: Goodnight tumblr <3 Oh my god this is the cutest thing ever llakdlakdlkajdlkajskjalsfhjdhkjfksjfd

deduction019:

thebritishteapot:

Goodnight tumblr <3

Oh my god this is the cutest thing ever llakdlakdlkajdlkajskjalsfhjdhkjfksjfd



"People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. “For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.” If you didn’t know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you’d seen. “They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be okay? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.” So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you’re in a science fiction movie. And whisper, “The creature is regenerating itself."
— George Carlin (via meggannn)

bronteloganwinchester: pezevans: compuhorse: andrew-scoot: simpusimpu: Oh, I just realised the problem… jesus FUCK i want to hug whichever asshole wrote this question How the fuck do you answer that. You have officially won the troll olympics. 

bronteloganwinchester:

pezevans:

compuhorse:

andrew-scoot:

simpusimpu:

Oh, I just realised the problem…

jesus FUCK

i want to hug whichever asshole wrote this question

How the fuck do you answer that.

You have officially won the troll olympics.